The different branches of Arithmetic: Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.

The Mock Turtle went on. ‘We had the best of educations … Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of Arithmetic: Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.’

— Charles Lutwidge Dodgson aka Lewis Carroll (English author, mathematician, logician, Anglican deacon and photographer, 1832–1898) [from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland]